
Clothes magically appear on shelves, folded to perfection with the details crisp and precise. Jeans are neatly placed, each size represented. Hoodies are folded in half, the hood hidden. All of this happens during the night by the elves that helped the shoemaker. Only they do it in clothing stores too.
Only I lied. It doesn't happen that way at all. In fact, what happens to set out the clothing occurs all by the same people who set everything up during the day. Except all the new clothes show up at night. All night. From 9:00 PM until 4:40 AM. That's an extraordinarily long time.
Last night, the Store underwent a complete change. Everything was taken down and everything new was put up, at least on the women's side. I folded seventy (70!!!) pairs of jeans, countless pairs of khakis, and don't even get me started on the hoodies.
Second night? Men's side. How long did that take me? 9:00 PM until 5:00 AM. Everyone was extraordinarily angry at the fact that we had so much to do. And it was all Slow Girl's fault, and she had the audacity to blame others for not completing her wall.
Me at 4:00 AM. I look far too happy up there.
Second night? Men's side. How long did that take me? 9:00 PM until 5:00 AM. Everyone was extraordinarily angry at the fact that we had so much to do. And it was all Slow Girl's fault, and she had the audacity to blame others for not completing her wall.

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